You just got slapped... across the face my friend

You just got slapped. Yes, that really just happened.
Everybody saw it. Everybody laughed and clapped.
'Cause it was awesome the way you just got slapped.


A fake commercial from the TV show How I Met Your Mother...

Old Spice does it again

I thought I'd posted this before, but can't seem to find it. Anyway, here's another hilarious Old Spice commercial for your viewing pleasure.

That one with the guy who was in the movie that was out last year

Ever watch something, and see some actor that you recognize, but can't quite place where you've seen him or her? Happens to me all the time. Recently, there's been a few actors I've been trying to place (and was able to, thanks to the Internet).

First, there's Chris Williams. He's in the end of this State Farm Insurance commercial.

He's also in the recent "Smoky Chipotle Crispy Chicken" commercial for KFC, but I couldn't find a video of it online.

I've seen him in Dodgeball, The Wedding Bells, and Californication.


Next, another KFC commercial.

There's Jessy Schram, who I would've seen in Veronica Mars, and Edwin Hodge, who I've seen in Invasion. That's why they both look familiar.

Mighty Wingman

I was reminded of this Coors Light commercial (which I guess I've never posted, because it's older than my first blog entry), while watching an episode of Flight of the Conchords on HBO while I was making black sesame ice cream last night.

The episode involved a gender role-reversal, in which the two guys try to date two girls who work at a bakery. One of them (Jemaine) asks the other (Bret) to be the wingman, but while Bret has all the luck with the girls, Jemaine couldn't get either girl interested in him.

Bret's (eventual) date turns out to be very aggressive, behaving like what's typically described of guys--The other girl went along as her wingman. When it became clear that Bret didn't want to have sex with her after only two dates, she told him that she has to ship out for war in Iraq so that he'd have sex with her. She's done in five minutes, then falls asleep. When Bret encounters her again at the shop, she claims that they changed her schedule, and that she'd have to ship out the day after, then saying that they both used each other and dumps him. As Bret and Jemaine leave, she's seen high-fiving the other girls in the shop and mocking Bret.

GoPhone

What normally would have been a corny commercial has become awesome because of Meat Loaf.

I am so proud of you mother****ing ****suckers

I pretty much haven't watched any commercials, since getting a DVR. So I don't know if this has been playing on TV, and if so, for how long. The oldest one I found on YouTube is two months old, though.

If you need it, you don't have it

I've seen this commercial a few times, and when I first saw it, I wondered if it was Bruce Campbell. But I never saw the full version, which I guess must've aired during something like the Super Bowl.

If you have it, you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don't need less of it.

You need it to get it, and you certainly need it to get more of it, but if you don't already have any of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started, which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place, do you?

You can share it, sure. You can even stockpile it if you'd like, but you can't fake it. Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it... The point is, if you've never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.

Will this sweep the nation?

For when regular seat belt pads just aren't enough.
For when you want a cute little stuffed bear to sit (or lay, as it were) suggestively on your girl's bosom.

Need a new car?

Then hurry down to...

Just in time for Halloween

...and frog. :(


Edit: YouTube removed the video, so I'm embedding from College Humor, where I originally saw this video. Just click on the blank spot to play the video.

Real Men of Genius

This is probably my favorite out of all the Budweiser's advertisement series.


Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius.

(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor.

(Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor)

How do you improve upon a meat that is breaded, buttered, double-fried, and dipped in blue cheese dressing? Remove the only part that doesn't contain fat.

(Don't need no stinkin' bone)

Gone now is the race to eat the drumsticks first, leaving the wings for the other poor suckers.

(Hands off my drummies!)

Is it leg? Is it wing? Is it rear-end? Now every chunk is as identical as it is indistinguishable.

(Hope I'm not eating rear-end)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Boneless Wing Mastermind, because we don't have a bone to pick with you.

(Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor)

Loco Roco

I downloaded this demo game for my PSP recently. It's quite addictive. You use the L & R buttons to tilt the ground, so that the round creature can roll in the proper direction. You can additionally make it jump over obstacles, split up into smaller creatures, and join back together. All throughout, the creatures are singing an addictive little tune.