Real Men of Genius

This is probably my favorite out of all the Budweiser's advertisement series.


Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius.

(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor.

(Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor)

How do you improve upon a meat that is breaded, buttered, double-fried, and dipped in blue cheese dressing? Remove the only part that doesn't contain fat.

(Don't need no stinkin' bone)

Gone now is the race to eat the drumsticks first, leaving the wings for the other poor suckers.

(Hands off my drummies!)

Is it leg? Is it wing? Is it rear-end? Now every chunk is as identical as it is indistinguishable.

(Hope I'm not eating rear-end)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Boneless Wing Mastermind, because we don't have a bone to pick with you.

(Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor)