Command me, lord

A completely revolutionary device

Trolololololo

In case you missed it, this is a clip from the Jimmy Kimmel Live show that aired after this year's Oscars. It's a parody of a recent viral video, which I'll embed below...

You just got slapped... across the face my friend

You just got slapped. Yes, that really just happened.
Everybody saw it. Everybody laughed and clapped.
'Cause it was awesome the way you just got slapped.


A fake commercial from the TV show How I Met Your Mother...

25 Random Things

If you're on Facebook, then you've probably been tagged by one or more of your friends with one of these... If you haven't, the concept is this: You write a "Note" about yourself, which has "25 random facts" about yourself. You then "tag" a bunch of your friends, and ask them to also write 25 random things about themselves, tag you (along with their own friends) in their notes, and so on.

It's kind of like chain-mail, except instead of trying to spread some false information for "good luck" or whatever, you get to know more about your friends.

So the song above is about that, as well as a parody of the Miley Cyrus song, "7 Things." They also do some things to mimic Miley's video, which you can watch below, if you haven't seen it.

Harry Pothead

So the sixth Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, starts playing in theaters today. The latest title once again reminds me how easily some of the titles lend themselves to cannabis slang, to wit:

1. Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stoned
2. Harry Pothead and the Cannabis of Secrets
3. Harry Pothead and the Prisoner of Azkabong
4. Harry Pothead and the Ganja of Fire
5. Harry Pothead and the Order of the Phillies Blunt
6. Harry Pothead and the Half-Baked Prince
7. Harry Pothead and the Doobie Hallows
   

She don't got a lot to say, but there's something about her

Transforminators

"Why are you trashing my scene? You are trashing my scene!"

Twilight

Why the Joker doesn't answer the Bat-Man's questions

Popstar

'Cause we all just wanna be...

Hey There [...]

You've probably heard this song playing on the radio. Well, not this exact song, because this is a parody of what's playing on the radio.

And this is another.

In case you haven't heard the original, or just want to hear it again for the heck of it, here it is:

Random weirdness

The title says it all...

Let's go for a burger

Are you bad enough?

Black Snake Moan

So what's with that chain?

Just in time for Halloween

...and frog. :(


Edit: YouTube removed the video, so I'm embedding from College Humor, where I originally saw this video. Just click on the blank spot to play the video.

X3 in a nutshell

I could've sworn that I made a post about this when the movie was first released in the theaters, but I can't seem to find any entries about it.

Anyway, when I re-watched X-Men: The Last Stand on DVD, this was one of the things that kept coming back to me, aside from how much they butchered the original story.

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I also love the theme music from the cartoon series.

A no-win scenario

"Looking around me you'd think, 'Sure, I could tap that.' But as you know I'm a merfolk, and so I'm a fish down below..."

And yet another YTMND site reminds us of the mermaid problem. In this edit, we see Disney's Ariel flip open a book to show Flounder an image first found on another YTMND site (though it looks to be from some sort of manga). I first saw an allusion to it from a Captain Kirk/Star Trek/Wrath of Khan site, also pretty funny. The picture near the end has been around on the net for some time, and was also used in some YTMND sites.

The song is made by students of Brown University. They have a clip from The Little Mermaid set to their version of the song.

How Superman should have ended

The black Mac

I'm not a big fan of Microsoft, as anyone who's talked to me about computers should know. I've even got "enhancements" installed on my PC to make certain things look/behave more like a Mac. Still, I find those new Mac commercials annoying.