Blast Off!

How did you do it?

Would you like a bigger butt?

An online friend brought this to my attention:

I have a really flat butt. My boyfriend read that anal sex will help make it bigger, but only if he shoots his sperm deep inside. We used to have anal sex sometimes. He always wore a condom before. Now we have anal sex and he shoots really deep inside me and i keep it there.

I think I like this even if it doesn't make my butt biggerer. He says my butt does look bigger, but I can't tell. Has anyone else heard of thjis? Will his sperms in my butt make it bigger?

That's right. It's medically proven... because I said it is.

Youg Man

Once again you're reminded of a certain summer, the bustling shoreline
Memories of a young man and his proud proclamation
Extend both arms, and the whole world can be embraced
Believing that all dreams will certainly be fulfilled
Everything seems like they're not too far away
In the blink of an eye, a few years have passed

The frivolous words have slowly subsided
Despite the inevitability of harsh experiences
We've never compromised

That's a past none of us can return to
Luckily, the conviction from then has prevailed
The world attempted to change
The young man from so long ago

That's a past none of us can return to
When you're standing on that summer's shoreline
We are still, in our hearts
That opinionated young man

Hitler is emo

Here's why:

Most. Frustrating. Mario. Game. Ever.

Edit: I embedded the wrong video before. This is the one I meant to embed.

What do women want?

"I told you that bitch crazy!"